Final Encounter

Romeo met a mourning Paris, who wanted to mourn privately in the crypt. Believing Romeo to have ill intentions, Paris confronted him and, in the ensuing battle, Romeo killed Paris. Still believing Juliet to be dead, he drank the deadly drug poison. Juliet then awakened and, found Romeo dead, in grief stabbed herself with his dagger. The feuding families and the Prince coincidentally met at the tomb in the same time to discover all three dead. Friar Laurence recounted the story of the two lovers. The families are reconciled by their children's deaths and agreed to end their violent feud.

70%Happy Ending, 10% Depressing and 20% FAIL.

Drugs aren't the Solution. Part 2

The planned message to Romeo didn't reach him and he learnt of Juliet's apparent death from his servant Balthasar. The message arrived too late and at the wrong place. Heartbroken, he turned to drugs just like Juliet and bought a deadly poison from an apothecary by illegally bribing him. Then he travelled to the Capulet family crypt in a plan to commit suicide.

TIP: Don't do drugs or you aren't wise.

Drugs aren't the Solution. Part 1

Juliet, like a lot of rich teenage girls, when confronted with a problem turns to drugs. She visited Friar Laurence, who possessed some herbal and drugs making skills, to obtain a drug that will put her in a death-like coma for "two and forty hours". The Friar promised to send a message to inform Romeo of her plan to escape her wedding and be with him by faking her death. One night before the planned wedding, she is found apparently dead and laid in the family crypt.

First Romeo, Now Juliet is Depressed?!

Romeo snuck into Juliet's chamber last night where they had intercourse(a hidden camera caught this). After Romeo left, it seemed that his depression spread to Juliet and she became rather depressed. Her caring father, Capulet, misinterpreted this and thought that she wanted to marry Count Paris. So without asking her first, he told Paris that he could marry Juliet. Then when he told Juliet, she raged and her father threatened to disown her when she refused to become Paris's 'joyful bride'. When Juliet pleads for a delay, her mother rejects her. Her nurse comforted her a bit though.

Romeo's Exile: Good Riddance

After Romeo avenged Mercutio's death at the hands of Tybalt. The Prince of Verona punished Romeo by sentencing him to exile from Verona and if he ever returned, he would meet death. The Montagues argued that Romeo justly executed Tybalt to avenge Mercutio. While the Capulets believed that Tybalt was wrongly killed and that Romeo was lying. Prince passed this decision as he lost a kinsman and the peace of Verona was once again broken by the two feuding families.

Rumour has it that Romeo killed Tybalt due to his jealously of Tybalt's better looks. LOL

Tybalt, He Mad Bro!

Juliet's cousin, Tybalt, was enraged when he discovered that Romeo had snuck into the Capulet Ball and challenged him to a duel today. Of course Romeo who now considered Tybalt part of his family after marrying Juliet, decline the duel. Mercutio was insulted by Tybalt's insolence and Romeo apparent cowardice. So he accepted the duel on Romeo's behalf. Mercutio was fatally wounded when Romeo tried to stop the fight and Mercutio died soon after. Finally Romeo manned up, confronted Tybalt and slayed him.

("He Mad Bro" meaning: A phrase used to describe anger in a person, an internet meme.)

AWW HELLL NO! Romeo in love again!?

Instead of meeting with Rosaline, the girl he planned to meet, Romeo saw Juliet and fell in love with her. Romeo seems to be attracted to the ladies of the Capulet family. First it was Rosaline, Juliet's cousin, then now it is Juliet, Capulet's daughter. I couldn't believe my eyes at the Capulet masked ball, Romeo so easily swapped the lady he fell in love with. What a player. After the ball, Romeo stalked Juliet near her balcony and it just happens that Juliet fell in love with Romeo too. Good riddance to the girl I took care of since she was born! She should have fallen in love with Paris as he is way better looking. The next day Romeo and Juliet secretly married, thanks to Friar Laurence. I fainted when I found out.

Romeo the Depressed?!

Romeo, Lord Montague's son, is currently in a depressed state of mind. This is all because he was in love with Rosaline, Lord Capulet's niece, and their relationship was more like in one direction as it was only Romeo who gave love. Due to this unrequited infatuation, Romeo sunk into a state of depression. After being persuaded by Benvolio, Romeo's cousin, and by Mercutio, his friend, Romeo attended the Capulet's masked ball. What a stalker, he attended it just for a chance to meet the girl that didn't like him. ROFL

Rumour: Theorists say that the depression was caused by Romeo smoking on drugs. Yet to be proven.

Bachelor of the Year Proposal!

Count Paris ,the nominated bachelor of the year, today asked Lord Capulet for Juliet's hand in marriage. When I heard about this behind the door I was 'cleaning', I was so envious! The rumours were true, Count Paris seeks to marry lucky Juliet, Capulet's daughter. That old 56 year old Capulet wasn't smart enough to accept this immediately and proposed that they wait 2 more years before reconsidering his decision as he taught that Juliet was too young to be married. Too bad for her, as there are more big fish to catch and Paris won't wait for long...

Rumour: Paris was once a girl.

Capulets and Montagues Street Fight

AWW RIGHT! Just yesterday, a hood gang fight between the Cappers and Monties occurred right in my hometown's streets! I was out in the market buying supplies as Juliet often wets herself in bed(not that I would know since am not her extremely cool nurse), and BAM! The Capulet sedan car pops outta nowhere and comes on the streets. The Montagues rogues were out in their yellow cheap piece of metal they call a car and were being a pain. So as usual the Tybalt the Capulet made an example of them by pulling out his sword guns and the hood fight begun! He popped caps in their asses LOL.

Rumour: Witnesses saw Benvolio the Montague get shot by Tybalt but survived without any wounds.